Friday morning is not a happy experience. But I knew this was coming before going to bed, in fact suspected it the moment we started out on toasts. While I – slowly – make myself presentable again, I take some more headache medication with a lot of water, then head downstairs for a smaller-than-usual breakfast (stomach a little queasy) and coffee.
Our morning session starts on time, but moves a little slowly. I am thinking through a thick cotton fuzz in my head. Once again I realize that the translation breaks come with thinking breaks, which is actually a good thing. I am functional enough to pull this through, and happy about it. We're done with the easy stuff, some of the questions that remain are conceptually difficult. But I've got it together enough to make sense. Really, this could have been worse. I am thinking. The way this is going, if I'm out of here noonish, I can go for a small lunch and a long nap at the hotel, and should be in a state that allows me to head out for a hike with enough daylight left in the day to hike a few hours – maybe continue some in the dark if I'm in easy terrain or on an easy path, and just see how far I get, make camp there and return the next day. Should be good. I drink a lot more water and some more coffee during the morning session, and the level of my hangover subsides enough that I can feel I can think clearly again – even if I'm still trying to avoid sudden movements.
And just in time for our exit meeting, too. My counterparts from last night are all present, and seem entirely switched out. Gone are the jokes and the easy camaraderie – clearly, this is a serious matter. “Work is work, and Schnapps is Schnapps” is what we used to say in Germany (where by and large people will be impressed by how much you can drink only if you can drink that much and show up for work the next day). (I still think being impressed by how much self-inflicted pain people are willing to induce through alcohol is pretty juvenile, but there you go.) And then maybe they're a bit hung over, too. My highest ranked counterpart gives no impression of that at all, however – this is a pretty shrewd operator, and he's entirely switched on. So as I present what we set out to do, he follows along with the help of the draft documents he just received, and peppers my presentation with a couple of insightful questions.
And I now get to reap the rewards of having conceived and run this as a truly collaborative effort – every one of these questions I've been asked before by one or more of his subordinates, so that it seems as though I've been prescient. Laying out everything we've covered this week, I realize how true it was when I said, at the end of pretty much every day after the first, that 'we've covered a lot of ground'. It's quite an impressive amount of work we've done, and it's conceptually coherent and made to fit the local circumstances, it's been adapted across all of their sectors of supervision, and what steps need to happen next is clear not just to me but to them as well.
Great work. So good, in fact, that their top guy insists that they must take me out to lunch. They also bring up again what came up last night, though at the time I thought it was just a fanciful idea, the fact that their supervision unit is going on a 'retreat' tomorrow, it being a high holiday (so of course you spend it away from your family? Wtf?), and that they really want me to join as well. There is talk of a car picking me up from the bottom of the mountain in the late morning where I want to hike because they also don't want to spoil my hike. But first, they take me out to lunch and that's what does it.
First, this is meant to be a fancy lunch, so it's got to be in a fancy place, so we have to organize a driver and head out to the foothills of the mountains – it's a really nice place to have lunch, but we start eating at a time I had planned to be sleeping off the rest of the previous night's effects. And, vodka is brought out again...
This is a hard decision to make, and needs to be made in an instant. I'm still slow, though, and maybe that's why I go with what's expected of me (I so dislike disappointing people). I would come to (ruefully) consider this moment a few more times in the future, but don't really see an alternative. It had, after all, by now been firmly established that I do drink vodka, and that my reason for not having it for lunch was that there was still work to do. But this is after the exit meeting...
I'd also thought that we'd have *one* vodka, as a digestif. And thought that maybe the time had come to test this 'hair of the dog' theory according to which some alcohol in the morning is supposed to help with overcoming a hangover.
Well, we have a vodka after the first course of several more than I had anticipated, and of course it comes with a toast …
by the end of the lunch it is mid-afternoon, there's a mouthful of vodka in my glass of juice, two mouthfuls of vodka in my glass of water, and I still have a few of them in my stomach which provokes precisely the response from the rest of my system that I would have anticipated. The fuzz in my head grows thicker again, my body feels overwhelmed the way it does after fever, when ordinary movement is okay but anything significantly more strenuous than a slow walk seems an effort, my headache – which was blissfully receding – intensifies again.
They also insist on driving me to the very famous 'highest ice-skating rink in the world' built into the side of the mountains somewhere around here, which is a bit of oversized brutalist architecture (an admittedly impressive bit of evidence for delusions of grandeur). There's a wedding being held there (?!) … a picture of me is taken (some smiles show cheer, others merely show teeth) and then I am being released at my hotel.
I'm not in a good state mentally, physically or emotionally at this point (annoyed while unsure whom to be annoyed at) and decide in short order that I am not in any state to start hiking tonight. So that bit of plan is cancelled. Checking work email (it's early in the morning in DC indicates that there's an urgent bit of drafting to be done in preparation for next week's workshop in Singapore), so I call my counterpart here and call off that whole 'retreat' idea. My interpreter had seemed to think that vodka would likely be involved at an event like that, which at this point reduces my regret at that to manageable levels.
My colleague in DC has pity on me when later that evening, as night falls outside and people begin to show up for work in DC, I send in a comment on the paper (and a, slightly redacted, explanation of the circumstances). They'll be kicking that paper across the street a few times (between the Bank and the Fund) before widebanding it anyway, and it is realized that this will likely take until after midnight in the time zone I'm in – so while this is usually my topic of responsibility, he'll hold the pen for it. I have awesome colleagues.
So I postpone any decisions about the next day and get a full night's sleep. No alarm clock for the morning, for once! And I manage to sleep until 8:30 the next day, have a long shower and over breakfast discover that I feel just the tiniest bit adventurous again. I book a hotel car to take me out to the mountains (comparatively expensive, but still less than what the taxi cost that took me from our place to the airport in DC, though that of course will be reimbursed by my employer). It drives past the closest bus station at the mountains, where a bus back to the city leaves every 15 minutes, so I calculate from there. Flight departure minus two hours early arrival for an international flight minus half an hour drive to the airport minus checking out at the hotel minus packing my hiking stuff into the suitcase minus (ideally) a shower minus a half hour to get from where the bus ends to the hotel minus a guesstimated half hour bus ride minus an hour or so walk from where the hike starts to the bus station, generously rounded up at several points for safety, leaves me with three hours between the start of my hike and when I should be back at the start to begin hiking in the direction of the bus station. So I set my cell phone for a loud alarm in an hour and a half, and head out.
It's a hard bit of hiking, particularly the first bit, which is seriously steep. I overtake a few nutcases that are lugging mountain bikes up the mountain... (wtf?). I don't know to what degree the fact that it feels so hard stems from my previous binge-drinking, from the altitude (I start at 1700 m/5,600 ft or thereabouts, but live at sea level) or from the fact that it really is *quite* steep. I follow a pipeline which I'm told leads to 'Big Almaty Lake', which at the same time ensures that I cannot get lost and adds a somewhat surreal quality to the entire endeavour. There's snow on the ground here and there when I set out, which covers more and more of the ground as I gain altitude. I've got a few pictures for the hike; so won't narrate it in detail. Check them out here:
Afterwards, as I head out at a brisk walk in the direction of the bus station, I hold out my thumb at passing cars and a young couple in an SUV picks me up. Their English is about as good as my Russian, but they consent to take me to the bus station. I'm asked 'Turisti'? (or something like that) and I can't really answer even that properly ('business' isn't understood). If I'd still been drunk, I probably would have remembered that the Russian word for work was 'robota' – but thankfully sober again this doesn't occur to me until so late into the drive that it seems pointless to bring up our one fruitless attempt at conversation.
They drive well past the bus station, which is fine by me as they're still on the same road that the hotel car took to get me there. When I see that the route their Satnav points out deviates from that road considerably further along, I indicate that I should probably get out here. The next bit of conversation, if I gauged it right, means that I manage to convey to them where I need to go (using the nearest mall to my hotel as a point of reference), the young lady suggesting to the driver that they could drop me off there, who is clearly much less than thrilled about the idea, but consents to do so after a bit of cajoling from the lady.
This takes a bit of time and I feel bad for imposing on him (through his girlfriend), but in the end decide that other people's lives aren't up to me to decide and that being driven all the way back would in fact be awfully nice, so decide to be selfish. And am dropped off at my hotel not half an hour later (with many a 'spasiba', of course).
I pack my things and have time left that I hadn't planned for. Yay! It's nighttime in DC, so 'chatting' with my wife (thank DARPA for the internet), my favorite pasttime when I have spare moments available, isn't an option. Instead, I hit the gym. I missed the Thursday night MMA class because of drinking, and haven't done so much as a push-up since then for the same reason (except for today's hike, of course). But I am so happy that I finally feel healthy and at home in my body again (rather than the unwelcome guest I've been all of the previous day), that I swim in the pool, run on the treadmill and hit the weights, polishing off a number of 'Quests' fitocracy(.com) has been suggesting to me for a while. And yes, I probably overdid it.
My exit from Almaty is uneventful.